WHY ARE SOME PEOPLE SO DAMN STUPID?

some people are so stupid I think they're Canadians trying to be like Americans, but they actually end up acting like mexicans. Then the mexicans come and make fun of Canadians but they actually are acting like old Asian woman that are bisexual freaks! And then the Canadians wear purple shirts to honor gay people but then then lesbians were jelous so they stole the Blond girls thong. Then one of the gay guys that were being honored bought dog and named it Pantaloon. Then Pantaloon barked and coughed up a cat and Jim kept the cat and named it Bob and then he got married to it because no one liked him because all the gay peopl of the world were killed. ChaCha(the blond) tried to get her thong back from the lesbians but it didn't work. So she had to go to Victoria's Secret to buy a new one. Then she made love to a mannequin. She asked the stores manager if they knew what Victoria's Secret was. They didn't get it. Then she asked Jim if he knew Victorias secret. He said it was that Victoria was actually a man. But the Canadians knew that was a lie because Lady Gaga is actually a hamster and Katy Perry is a cat. The Mexicans found out that Ke$ha is a drunk b*tch. Then the Asian women killed her Mother's pet ferret because it was eating a cockroach. The dog Pantaloon took a crap on the Lesbians lawn and then the lesbo came outside naked and danced for the passing strippers. Bob the cat found his way to the strip club and then he went to the bar and got into a cat fight. The gay people went to go play frisbee but then they ended up making love on a baseball field. Then then the bisexual Asians showed up and made fun of the gays for having a five-some. Then the Americans showed up and made fun of the Gay Canadians, Bisexual Asians, and Lesbian Mexicans. Then a group of strippers showed up and make out with Pantaloon and Bob. Then Santa showed up and called everyone a Ho Ho Ho! A bunch of geese showered all of them with poop. Hannah Montana showed up and sang Party in the USA